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Spiritual Consultant Erin Renee

Erin Renee of The Real Witches!
The Craft, Psychic Readings, Shamanic Messages and Earth Changes. Welcome All!


Hey Gang!
Well here we are the 29th of March. I am still eating pretty high protein/low carb foods. Sticking with Whole foods and all. I am eating Dark Rye bread when I do have some toast, so thats good.. Low Yeast is very goos stuff! I tried the Almond Milk and I could handle it for the first 3 days and then the thickness reminded me of milk of magnesia and I just had to stop. Of course all we have in this house is whole milk.. so I will have that until I can get some skim milk I guess.

I think I have lost a few inches, my pants feel better and I have laid off the colon cleanse and the diruetics until I need them.

Here is THE BEST THING! Flax Seed Oil! My skin feels amazing!

At a few points I cheated. I had a chocolate graham cracker once and a piece of pizza and some crust at a birthday party.. I DO allow chocolate once in a while too, and I still like wine. I know I can lose more weight faster if I cut out the wine, but I like it, so there!

I feel better, and I think thats what I really, really wanted. I think the bran cereal and the vitamins help me feel happier too. Plus with the stress of readings, I take liquid B-12, and I am much more easy going now! LOL!

Now for the EXCITING STUFF!!! I had a radio interview with one of my best friends ever! Shirley Airhart! Shirley is a psychic and a medium, she channels beautiful singing, words that have a higher meaning than in the human world, and carry a message of health and beauty. She is an Inspiriation to all she talks with and makes the best yeast rolls for Thanksgiving Dinner!

Shirley has been Spiritually Guided to move from her home in Washington, to LA and then to Reno where I met her at the spiritualist church, just recently she was called home to help her family in it's time of need.

As she is home helping, she is maintaining her services, and has begun a great blog on her site and a spiritual radio show as well.

Here is her link:

http://www.shirleyairhart.com/

Our interview will air on April 17th, I believe and you can click on the link to find out what time, I thought it was 4 pm on Mondays but this seems to be different.

Shirley offers teachings in her show and half hour guided meditations.

So I invite you to hear our interview, it was great and a lot of issues were covered as well as some of my back ground on what I do, and how I got started in the Psychic Field.

My new plans for Vegas or HERE, if we do not move is to begin a new spiritual group.. this one will be Law of Attraction based, but also be about learning psychic arts, dowsing, and other fun things! Shamanism, The craft, the occult, divination practices, Right Thinking, Living Vibrationally, living Green. Being Responsible in this life and all lives, and the Validity of Selfishness. I hope that the ideas in this new group will soar, and I also want to have off shoot classes as well.
This will be a learning environment as well as a group and sharing environment.

I was hoping I start this in Vegas, as there will be a whole new group of people.
Here in Carson we are like an island, and no one seems to want to travel the 30 minutes to come to weekly meetings, and if they do, it's only for a short time..

So, I think I am ready to start something new.. there will not be specific links to paganism or any kind religion of any sort.. it will just BE SPIRITUAL, and all participants must be open and ready to move forward with abilities of the psychic nature and ready to be in a life changing environment, where they can learn to control thoughts and live on purpose.

So that's my goal until I have no time for the group because I am FAMOUS!

LMFAO! Well, not really, because that's the plan.. get people started.. work on a CD/Book set and get that marketed as well. Have a group, hopefully attract some professionals and get an intuitive business coaching gig, and get my public speaking going, and soon, be a psychic to the stars or something like that.

I think I want to get where Wayne Dyer is, but he has time to write, an I may not have time to write. I may have to have a ghost writer.. I DUNNO! "The Future is SO bright, I gotta wear shades!"

Onward to a thinner ME! Things are good! Protein, whole foods, sunlight, a good wine and Flax Seed Oil.. I may never look fabulous in a bikini, but I can be thinner and get this tummy under control...

Many Blessings,
Psychic Erin Renee


ALTHOUGH! THIS, Is a FAB picture!
Dude! Ok, So here is a weird story I wish to tell you all about..

It's my relationship with John Mayer... ya know THIS GUY ... http://www.johnmayer.com/

So it starts like 5 years ago.. I have this blonde woman come to me for a reading. And she starts asking me about this guy she is in love with, she goes on and on about what he looks like, how he is a professional performer and stuff right. So she asks me if she is gonna finally be with him and they are gonna be a great couple. The cards were so stupidly positive, that I honestly thought she WAS gonna hook up with this guy.

So THEN, she tells me.. It's John Mayer~ So I go "Um..... WOW, I would have thought not.. but the cards are pretty sure you are gonna get what you want!"
Of course I am thinking.. "what a kook right? I mean you live in Carson City NV.. I know he plays Tahoe or Reno every once in a grand while.. but REALLY???"

So anyhoo, that passes and I go on living my life.. not even really liking,"Your Body is a Wonderland"..

So then like 3 months ago.. I have this dream that there is a knock on my little condo door, and there stands John Mayer with his assistant..

and I am like "Hey S'Up Dude! Nice to know ya! Come on in, I'll make you a drink!" John sits at my kitchen table.. and I am rumbling around in the kitchen looking for the Wine opener.... I am waiting for the other guy to show up too, but I don't know who it is, because John says "My friend is gonna be here in a minute and then we can talk.." I say "sure man whatever.."


Then I tell him.. "OMG! I had this woman come to me a few years ago and she was OBSESSED with you, said she was gonna marry you and stuff, and The weird thing is that the cards were like Right ON with it!"

And John and I were snorting laughing over this right? Like ya know when you get something really funny with a friend and you have that moment of like " I LOVE YOU MAN!"

There is a knock at my door : And you are never gonna believe this.. but..
It's Jay Leno.. ad he has 2 assistants with him and they have a LOT of beer. Unbeknownst to me, I was having a party at my place.. a laid back BBQ for celebs.. and I was like "RIGHT ON!"

I FELT like I was with MY PEOPLE! and we were all sitting around BSing and I was doing readings and stuff..

Jay and I were talking cars.. I was raised at a drag strip, so we had something in common, and John was like some kinda ice breaker for me.. though I still don't know why.

In my dream, I was gonna call Jessa and her friends and stuff, but I didn't ( Sorry Jess)..I think it was because I thought she would be too scared or something. But I LOVED all of these people! We were having FUN, and they were just plain cool, not wierd.. or snobby or anything.. and I felt like I was HOME! Like I know I am one of them in a way.. like they were gonna show me how to be famous and they thought I was cool... just like shooting me some pointers so I don't get messed with too bad.

So that was John Mayer Dream #1.

#2 I have no idea waht happened in this dream, but I think it was sooo ridiculous, I chose to forget the happenings in the story.. I think there was sex, and a country road somewhere...??? Whatever.. I can't seem to recall it, as I remember dismissing the whole damn thing, but remembering John Mayer was in it and going "AGAIN? REALLY, dude!?"

I had just read something on someone he was dating, or my mom saying hey 'I LOVE John Mayer, but he's being a real jerk right now' I thought he was acting like some kind of megalomaniac.. but it was just a passing thought or rumor..

I seriously DO NOT HAVE AN ATTACHMENT HERE! To me, people are people.. Hey, I am glad he made it to American Royalty.. but I seriously could give a *$%@. He is just another guy.. I mean if I read for him, I would be reading for John Mayer.. the guy who needs guidance in his relationships.. maybe he should listen to his mother more. Not John Mayer the Mega Celeb.. look at me I am SOOO fricking excited to meet him OMG! I am a silly teenager...! That is soo not me.

Why JOHN! Why are you coming to my dreams, Seriously... I am not even attracted to you!!!! Or maybe I am underneath, I DO NOT KNOW!

#3 John Mayer in the French country side? He was like staying there to chill,, like a Bed and Breakfast type thing.. and I think I was a local or something.. but it was like a movie.. cause I go up to him and I say..

"Why the hell are you here again! This is like the 3rd dream I have had with you!"

And he goes " I dunno, but I LIKE IT!"

And then I start chasing him around the bed room cause I wanna climb up his LONG legs... so I am like trying to trip him onto the bed..

Then there is some drama because like "Charlise the Milk Maid" was all hot for him and she is throwing a fit because we are playing chase in the bedroom..

And I say "Who the F cares? This is MY dream and we are gonna have some fun!"
Then I proceed to attack him and begin to have my way with him..

UNTIL!

My daughter wakes me up and says she is late for school, and I have to haul my butt up to get her across town.. ASAP, so she can get there on time. She had missed the bus.

SIGH! So, there it is in a nut shell.

John.. Honey, Sweety Pie, I am sure I have some deep sexual attraction to you that I am not experiencing on the outside here.. If I ever meet you, please forgive me.. it's my open bizarre mind I am dealing with..

I am sure you are funny, and can be kind when you want to.. and I DO like some of your songs.. but I do not own a CD or MP3 download.

I think I like you in my dreams because you are something I have obviously created.. you are FUN in my dreams, someone I can talk to, and I wanna basically hump our leg there too...

So thanks for that.. maybe we'll continue to have nightly adventures!
LOL!

Psychic Erin Renee
Carson City, NV



This is the Carson Station.. LOL! It's a Best Western!


Hey Gang!

It's now the 20th... I have been peeing and pooping for 2 days.. non stop..

I am cleaning out my system. I FEEL a lot better.

I have successfully avoided salt and sugar.. Ok, I DID cheat and eat ONE french fry and tried a Funyun.. and that was gross. Once you cut salt out and you try something too salty, it just tastes WRONG.

We went out to the Carson Station.. one of our little local casinos.. and it's kinda full of older people.. whom we call Carsonites, as they like to wear the odd flannel. My sweet grandma is a true Carsonite.. she would wear her little jeans, and her keds shoes and have one of my grandpa's blue, green or red flannel over coats on.. with her purse, and a cigarrette in her mouth she would be sitting at a slot machine..

Thats about right for here.. The older casinos have that kinda crowd.

So anyhoo, The Station has a decent coffee shop and I like their salad bar, and I GO CRAZY at the salad bars.

Now, mind you, I have a very small amount of dressing, just enough to barely wet the leaves. I love beans, so I have a lot of kidney and garbonzo beans. I love the tomato vinegrette.. but we must be having a shortage of tomatoes in this town, because they had NONE at the salald bar, and when we went to Walmart after.. there was only Romas... but I will eat Romas on a sandwich too.. so no matter to me.

Well, I had like 3 salads.. because, I was starving. I have been having just some eggs and toast for my main meal during the day, and I have been eating fruit, drinking herbal tea, and water. Taking some diuretics to get any remaining sodium induced bloat out and so forth.

So, I go to put on my pair of Cruel Girl jeans.. at a size 12.. mind you, and of course.. they are still tight.. UUGH!

It's ok, I know I have to keep going! and I will.. this was my 2 day update!

Many blessings!
Erin Renee


From the desk of Psychic Erin Renee: I put this in so the search engines will find me!

Hey All.. SO here is the deal. I am going to be thinner annd more in control of myself and if you feel like it, you can read aong with me, as I tell my tales of the adventure, and how I felt the whole time.

Today is March 18th, 2010. I am going to keep all of this going for 3 months. So by June 18th, 2010, I will be to the weight I want and I will be happy. I am not going to get on a scale EVER. I am going to go by FEEL. How do I fit in my old clothes and if I can get into my size 8 Jeans by June, I will have done my job, and I will be feeling a lot better.

Another thing I wanted to address is for the need of people like me to EAT! You see, a psychic uses some kind of gland extra in thier body and when they get done working Psychic Faires, many of them often end up at a buffet to cram food into a depleted body. The problem with this, is that your body essesnce isn't as depleted as the energy source is depleted in you.. It's like having 10 Psychic Vampires hit you all at once! So what do we do? We EAT, because we are perceiving that we need to replenish what has been taken out.. But really, we need to ground out, or just go for a walk. I often would crash into bed after an event.. thats healthier that eating like a mad woman.

My first big weightloss was when I used to work for a company as a receptionist. About the time I was divorcing my ex husband, I had decided to have a NEW me. I sat at a desk all day, I drove 35 minutes to and from my home so there was no time for exercising. When I was doing this, I moved back into town with my kids and began going to the schools and walking the tracks, or walking on my lunch break.

You see during that time, I was VERY depressed, because of yet again, another false start in a relationship.. I felt like a loser, so I kept controlling my body, losing the weight. This is also when I decided to begin going serious with my psychic business, so I was losing weight, getting control, I met Ray at this time and we moved into a new house, and I stayed thinner, till I got pregnant with Ember. Who is NOW 2.

It's time people! When I met Ray I was wearing an 8/9 in pants. I was pretty svelt. I had a nice 2003 Hyundai Tiburon, Not turbo.. but it did have the 6 cylinder engine.. it was a Lead sled. I dressed sexy, I looked sexy and I had power. I was in a dead end job, but becoming professional with the Readings, and going to see people at the local coffee shop for consultations.

Now.. this is where I am.. I am a siz 12 for sure. My arms are fatter, my belly is jiggly, My face feels bigger, clothes are tighter! I am in shape enough, to where I can hike, I can clean a who barn of horse crap out in one hour. Ember and I take walks daily for the most part.. I mean, I am no slump.. but, I need to feel better.. and I need to stop this train or I am gonna just keep getting bigger and bigger.
I still have power! Possibly MORE of it.. but I need to be happy with my body to make the package complete.

I AM a professional Psychic, but I only have to leave the house now to take Ember to the playground, go to foot ball practice for my son, clean out stalls at the barn and go grocery shopping, I do not dress sexy. I drive a Saturn wagon with a plastic skin, that won't hold my advertising magnets. I do occasional in person readings.. so I can dress then.. but let me tell, you. When you put your clothes on and nothing FITS right.. it's time to make a change.

So you see, I lost weight not really exercising at my job before, that means I can do it here as well. I mean, it's time to FLUSH the salt out, melt the fat off, and feel good again!

Here is how it started before:

I began to systematically lose weight. It started with the poor girl diet... hard boiled eggs, herbal tea with Splenda only, Some Italian dinners with fresh tomatoes, some pasta and mozzerella, and lots of olive oil.

But this is only once in a while. I bought chicken sanwiches (grilled) at McD's when I took the kids and no french fries. I like diet soda, but did not swill it like I can nowadays. Fruits like apples and oranges. Some very dark chocolate every once in a while and one glass of redwine at night, with a very very small dinner.

When my stomach groweled, I ignored it and only ate at meal times, I ate an egg and had an orange for breakfast. I occassionally had a salad with light vinegrette dressings, and used sparingly! Dinner, might be oatmeal, or a bowl of cereal at times as well. Often it was hash made with eggs and vegetables and toast. This is when I was living with just my 2 kids. No starbucks.. no milkshakes, no chips, no fries.

Lots of water, herbal tea, a colon cleanse a few times a week, a water pill here or there.. depending if there was bloating.

What I have against me now: I have 7 people in this family. I am STILL nursing Ember.. so the milk production is still in process.

There ARE cookies and chips all around me. ... I will have to be strong!

I am not really depressed.. depression always makes me LOSE weight! Interesting huh?

Ok, this is it people! I will check back in a few days and let you know how I am doing.

I want to go from a size 12 to a size 8. I am going to do it in 3 months.
and I am going to be happy with the results. By the way, I am 5'6 I think I am probably like 167 lbs right now and a size 12.. read below....

Here is something ya'll might find interesting!

You want to know whats wierd! The average woman's size in america right now is a size 14. Most of my adult life before I was divorced, I was a size 16. So, in a way, I am still doing better than I have most of my whole adult and adolescent life.

But still, I had 3 years of being a size 8.. who can forget that! Once you have that joy of success, you want it again! It FEELS better than that chocolatey Hostess Cupcake that is OH soooo GOOD! But oh sooo fleeting!

Join me on a 3 size adventure!

READ THIS! From Full and Fabulous Magazine!

What Size is the "Average" Woman?
By LB Lacey
The average American woman is 5'4", weighs 140 lbs, and wears a size 14 dress. The "ideal" woman--portrayed by models, Miss America, Barbie dolls, and screen actresses--is 5'7", weighs 100 lbs, and wears a size 8.One-third of all American women wear a size 16 or larger.


75% of American women are dissatisfied with their appearance.

50% of American women are on a diet at any one time.

Between 90% and 99% of reducing diets fail to produce permanent weight loss.

Two-thirds of dieters regain the weight within one year. Virtually all regain it within five years.

The diet industry (diet foods, diet programs, diet drugs, etc.) takes in over $40 billion each year, and is still growing.Quick-weight-loss schemes are among the most common consumer frauds, and diet programs have the highest customer dissatisfaction of any service industry.

A recent survey found only 30 percent of 250 randomly chosen women age 21 to 35 had normal bone mass--the researchers concluded women are so afraid eating dairy products will make them gain weight that they are starving themselves into osteoporosis.

Young girls are more afraid of becoming fat than they are of nuclear war, cancer, or losing their parents.

50% of 9-year-old girls and 80% of 10-year-old girls have dieted.

90% of high school junior and senior women diet regularly, even though only between 10% and 15% are over the weight recommended by the standard height-weight charts.

1% of teenage girls, and 5% of college-age women become anorexic or bulimic. Anorexia has the highest mortality rate (up to 20%) of any psychiatric diagnosis.

Girls develop eating and self-image problems before drug or alcohol problems; there are drug and alcohol programs in almost every school, but no eating disorder programs.


HOLY CRAP!

Many blessings... I'll keep you updated.

Psychic Erin Renee


What Mojo IS!
mo¡¤jo (mj) KEY
NOUN:pl. mo¡¤jos or mo¡¤joes A magic charm or spell. An amulet, often a small flannel bag containing one or more magic items, worn by adherents of hoodoo or voodoo. Personal magnetism; charm.
1. Self-confidence, Self-assuredness. As in basis for belief in ones self in a situation. Esp. I context of contest or display of skill such as sexual advances or going into battle.



"Mojo Magick Blues Cure



In Alabama 'n Louisiana, an' maybe Mississippi too,Oh, Mojo Mama, Lord what can ablues struck, no luck sucka do?
She take ya shoes, she steal ya booze,Oh, ya feel so dry ya almost cry,but Mojo Mama don' letcha choose,But den, my-my; I tell ya why
Dat Mojo Magick cure de blues...



Mojo Mama, she cure my blues, She send my blues away, Mojo Mama, she cure my blues, She send my blues away.
Oh, ya stay up late for eight day straight,and eatin' nuttin' but cajun stew,and drinkin' sometin' called 'Mojo Fate',dat burn de blues right outta you,
Now I don' know 'bou' fate 'n all dat,but I shouldn't right too soon dismiss,I made eight days, and dat's a fact,but I paid for it widda Mojo Kiss,
Dat Mojo Magick cure de blues...



Mojo Mama, she cure my blues, She send my blues away, Mojo Mama, she cure my blues, She send my blues away.
So dat Mojo Mama she done cure my blues,but she done it in a funny way,see, whenever I put on my ol' walkin' shoes,de blues come back, Oh Lordy, right away!
So here it's been way too many a day,since I been to visit my Mojo Miss,and de blues are here, an' I tink ta stay,unless I risk anudda Mojo Kiss...



Mojo Mama, she cure my blues, She send my blues away, Mojo Mama, she cure my blues, She send my blues away.
Mojo Mama, she cure my blues, She send my blues away, But then I put on my walkin' shoes, And the blues come back to me.
Mojo Mama, she cure my blues, She send my blues away, But now I got on my walkin' shoes"
Jayson Taylor Author of Lyrics




Inspiration:
Inspiration refers to an unconscious burst of creativity in a literary, musical, or other artistic endeavour. Literally, the word means "breathed upon," and it has its origins in both Hellenism and Hebraism. Homer and Hesiod believed that inspiration derived from Gods such as the oracle of Delphi. Similarly, in the Ancient Norse religions, inspiration derives from the Gods. Inspiration is also a divine matter in Hebrew poetics. In the Book of Amos the prophet speaks of being overwhelmed by God's voice and compelled to speak. In Christianity, inspiration is a gift of the Holy Spirit.



In the 18th century John Locke proposed a model of the human mind in which ideas associate or resonate with one another in the mind. In the 19th century, Romantic poets such as Coleridge and Shelley believed that inspiration came to a poet because the poet was attuned to the (divine or mystical) "winds" and because the soul of the poet was able to receive such visions. In the early 20th century, Sigmund Freud located inspiration in the inner psyche of the artist. Carl Gustav Jung's theory of inspiration suggests that an artist is one who was attuned to racial memory, which encoded the archetypes of the human mind.
Wikipedia



We Are The Artists! Our Lives Are Our Canvas, Our Water Color Paper, Our Broad Side Of The Barn To Decorate!



Joie de vivre (from the French joie, "joy"; de, "of"; vivre, "to live, living"; "the joy of living") is a term sometimes imported into English to express a cheerful enjoyment of life; an exultation of spirit. Joie de vivre
"can be a joy of conversation, joy of eating, joy of anything one might do¡­ And joie de vivre may be seen as a joy of everything, a comprehensive joy, a philosophy of life, a Weltanschauung. Robert's Dictionnaire says joie is sentiment exaltant ressenti par toute la conscience, that is, involves one's whole being."[1]In English common usage, the phrase is sometimes corrupted to joie de vie. [2] This would translate to "joy of life" or "zest for life," rather than the more affirmative "joy of living."
joie de vivre Top Home > Library > Literature & Language > The noun has one meaning:
Meaning #1: a keen enjoyment of livingwikipedia

Lets define Personal Power as the ability to change the direction of your life.



A simple example of exercising personal power is changing habits. Changing a habit could be giving up smoking, implementing an exercise routine, or controlling an emotional reaction to a person at work. How quickly and efficiently someone changes a behavior pattern is one way to measure their personal power.
Some people might think personal power and self discipline are the same, but there are some differences to consider.
Desire is a key factor to consider when looking at the ability to change a failure habit into a success pattern. The stronger the desire the faster the change will occur. A person who comes face to face with serious health consequences if they don¡¯t give up smoking is highly motivated. With the desire to live, they can overcome a lack of self discipline and access personal power they didn¡¯t know they had. What we may think of as a lack of personal power or self discipline might just be a lack of real desire. We can tap into reserves of personal power by getting in touch with the power of our authentic desire.



( WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT OUT OF LIFE?!)



Personal Power Mojo:
Ok, So we have all this stuff above right.. We have wants and desires, we have the zest for life, we have sexual prowess and power, we have INSPIRATION and strength.This is how happiness comes together. We get it in spurts and then the human mind seems to want to take over and remind us that there are negatives that seem to take over ALL of that positive stuff.
Have you ever noticed when you are on a personal high and feeling damn good, you happen walk into a room with a bunch of really unhappy people, you CRASH down from that high. Negative energy and emotions are HEAVY.. and it is like a weight dragging us down from a fragile spiritual high.



Why is it that the precious moments in our lives are sooo fleeting?! I am stumped there as well, but I have dedicated my ife to helping myself and others keep that spiritual high. When you have that joie de vivre, that zest for life, That MOJO.. you can CREATE! You can Manifest anything.. so the longer we keep that high going the better!



Mojo.. is all you need to accomplish ANYTHING in this life or any life for that matter.
If you need it, I can help you get it.. help you keep it, help you strive forward with love, belief in yourself.. belief in the positive flow of the universe.



There are ways to protect yourself from Other OPD (Other People's Drama~)There are psychic protection exercises, ways to block stinky energy and having the belief that everything in your life revolves around you!



YES! If you think this way, it will actually help you to perform you self inflicted tasks. Like ya know.. taking care of kids.. running a company... Governing a Country.. yadda yadda..



Selfishness:
selfish definition self¡¤ish (sel¡√§fis̸h)
adjective
too much concerned with one's own welfare or interests and having little or no concern for others; self-centeredshowing or prompted by self-interest


Wikipedia



Um.. Who's LIFE is this ANYWAY???



If you don't give yourslef that Oxygen Mask first.. who is gonna pass out and let the people around them die as well.
YOU.



So you better feed yourself, make sure you have everything you need to survive and be happy, or you ain't gonna be good to no one!



SO lets get this Creation Train GOING!



"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together."


I am The Walrus.. The Beatles


Quantum Physics and the idea that we are ALL one.. and each of us are experiencing life on different levels, yet still returning individual feedback to the ONE TRUE SOURCE! Only to replay it, re do it, and get it all all going again and again, whether we are IN a body or NOT!


So What MOJO WE have, we can pass to others by shear thought, and the placed intent of bettering ourselves.. and then we can put betterment on the people around us as well.



Thats how I am mixing in Scientific thought with Spirituality and bettering the human being..


Or Spiritual Soul Experiencing LIFE in a MEAT SUIT!



LOL! It's ALL GOOD!



There once was a Pastor who entered his donkey in a race. The donkey won by a mile!


The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:


PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastornot to enter the donkeyin another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold itto a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . .

... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . .

even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

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